Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work??
— Stephen Hawking
Pics or it didn’t happen!
— Louis Daguerre
My teeth aren’t wooden, but if you bend over I’ll show you what is
— George Washington
I did it for the lulz.
— Adolph Hitler
Don’t quote me, boy. I aint said shit.
— Helen Keller
I wouldn’t say I ate my dog so much as mistook him for a very large, very squirmy Tyson chicken.
— Rosie O’Donnell, on the death of her late pet, Rover.
Does this margarine make me look fat?
— Paula Deen
My breasts are so tender in the morning.
— Kanye West
That side-parting makes you look like Hitler.
— Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
I’m more of a pick it and eat it girl than a pick it and flick it one.
— Jennifer Lopez
